Name: M.Night Shamalyan

Movies He Directed: The Last Airbender, The Happening, Lady in the Water, Signs…

Trade Marks:

- Frequently uses Philadelphia as the backdrop in his movies. As seen in the films Wide Awake (1998), The Sixth Sense (1999), Unbreakable (2000), Signs (2002) and The Village (2004).

- Having some sort of twist in the end or surprise ending in his films.

- Frequently uses shots of people’s reflections in various objects.

- Many of his films involve two ordinary individuals with extraordinary abilities or events happening to them. One of the people either has connections to a child or is a child, and the one connected to the child is always having marital difficulties.

Quotes:

“I play for a living…Success is tied to a feeling of magic, which I can protect.”

“My hope is we broke so many rules we created a new rule.”

“The idea is to always go for the thing that’s risky. I want to be courageous and original. And original means, you don’t know what ‘colour’ movie you just saw.”

“Movie making is not like other artforms, like painting, or writing a novel, because that can be disgested or interpreted… It takes two years to make each one of these, and it’s always judged on money.”

Why He is a BAMF: This Bad-Ass Mother Fucker denied that his career was going down the drain and look what happened, he’s at the height of his career. He directing the mother cock sucking “Avatar: The Last Airbender” Live Action movie. He even wrote the script, mother fucking awesome guy right there. He did it because his child wanted it. Thats a mother fucking caring ass dad right there. The Happening was dead scary, he wrote up that bitch. Suck on his wealthy Indian ass dick. He’s an avid fucking comic book and anime fan, suck on that.Except for Pixar, he made the four most successful original movies in a row of all time, that’s fucking fantastic.

9:44 pm  •  28 July 2010

Name: Christopher Nolan

Movies He Directed: Inception, The Dark Knight, The Prestige, Batman Begins, Insomnia…

Trade Marks:

- Begins his movies and introduces his main characters with a close up of their hands performing an action.

- No credits at the beginning of his movies.

- Usually starts films with a flashback or a scene from the end of the movie.

-When shooting a dialogue scene, the actors are often framed in wide close-up with a shallow depth of field to blur out the background.

Famous Quotes:

“The best actors instinctively feel out what the other actors need, and they just accommodate it.”

“Batman is a marvelously complex character-somebody who has absolute charm and then, just like that, can turn it into ice-cold ruthlessness. There are very few actors who can do that, and Christian is one of them.”

“I think there’s a vague sense out there that movies are becoming more and more unreal. I know I’ve felt it.”

“I never considered myself a lucky person. I’m the most extraordinary pessimist. I truly am.”

Why he is a BAMF: This Bad-Ass Mother Fucker directed fucking Inception and The Dark Knight. Mother fucking Batman, that’s fucking boss. Damn, he’s living it up in style, but he’s so down to earth and yet so complex. He’s to fucking smart for all you ‘average’ people. fuck, he runs circles around you people. He began making films at the age of mother fucking seven using his father’s super 8mm camera and an assortment of male-action figures. Thats right, he was fucking seven. He’s a mother fucking genius as films and wow, just mother fucking wow.

12:41 pm  •  27 July 2010

Name: Robert Downey Jr.

Movies: Iron Man 1 & 2, Sherlock Holmes, Tropic Thunder, Good night and Good luck, The Incredible Hulk.

Most Famous Lines:

” “Iron Man.” That’s kind of catchy. It’s got a nice ring to it. ” - Iron Man

” Madame, I need you to remain calm and trust me, I’m a professional. Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release. ” - Sherlock Holmes

” If you want to understand me, watch my movies. ” - Charlie Chaplin

” Yeah, I cover crime in Vallejo. ” - Zodiac

Famous Quotes:

” With a terrible script you hustle and try to make it better. But with a good script it can be trouble because you rest on your laurels, so to speak, you think it`s going to translate easily. “

” I`ve always felt like such an outsider in this industry. Because I`m so insane I guess. “

” If you`re doing a drama that has some comedic elements you can`t forget that it`s primarily a very serious film that has some light relief. “

” I`ve always been a fella who put most of my eggs in one basket and then take a dump in the basket but I really don`t know. “

Why he is a BAMF: This Bad-Ass Mother Fucker rocks an Iron suit, he’s fucking sexy. I mean he blows up shit like theres no fucking tomorrow. Damn he’s one sexy old guy, and his outfit at Comic-con 2010, damn right fucking hot. This BAMF starred along side mother fucking Jude Law, he played fucking Sherlock Holmes holy shit can I? This bitch means business.He’s from mother fucking Irish and Russian-Jewish descent. Like, that’s impossible, but damn, he’s fucking impossible anyways.

5:57 pm  •  26 July 2010  •  7 notes

Name: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Movies: Inception, (500) Days of Summer, Hesher, G.I Joe: The rise of the Cobra …

Most Famous Lines: 

“I burn, I pine, I perish.” - 10 Things I Hate About You

” I think it’s official. I’m in love with Summer. I love how she makes me feel. ” - (500) Days of Summer

“They feel no fear. Cortical nerve clusters showed complete inactivity. They feel no pain. Concepts of morality are disengaged. They feel no regrets. No remorse. ” - G.I Joe

“Quick, give me a kiss! ” - Inception

Famous Quotes:

“The whole concept of celebrity pisses me off. While I’m not a celebrity, it’s such a weird concept that society has cooked up for us. Astronauts and teachers are much more amazing than actors.”

“One of the hardest things about playing a soldier is kinda acknowledging that I’ve never done, and might never do anything that brave.”

“Fame has always been a downside to acting for me. It gives me the creeps.”

Why he is a BAMF: This Bad-Ass Mother Fucker can play any kind of role. Imagine playing a man looking for love in one movie ((500) Days of Summer) to playing a kick ass Cobra Commander in G.I Joe to a mother fucking Point Man (Inception) and kicking some major antigravity ass. His favourite movie is mother fucking Dumbo, that’s fucking bad ass. He plays the mother fucking guitar, the acoustic guitar, that’s fucking sexy. He resembles fucking Heath Legder, sexy can I? No mother fucking green screenes or shit in Inception, the fight scenes were pure skill on his behalf. He has his own mother fucking tumbr, (hitrecordjoe.tumblr.com) and helps run his own website (hitREcord.com). He started acting when he was four, that’s fucking boss. 

11:13 pm  •  24 July 2010  •  4 notes

Name: Leonardo Dicaprio

Movies: Inception, Shutter Island, Blood Diamond, The Departed, Titanic …

Most Famous Lines: 

“What’s the most resilient parasite? An Idea” - Inception

“Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn” - Romeo and Juliet

“That diamond is my ticket out of this God forsaken continent” - Blood Diamond

“I love waking up in the morning not knowing what’s gonna happen or, who I’m gonna meet, where I’m gonna wind up.” - Titanic

Famous Quotes:

“I get a friend to travel with me… I need somebody to bring me back to who I am. It’s hard to be alone.”

“Being dubbed as a hunk sort of annoys me. It gives me a yucky feeling.”

“Everywhere I go, somebody is staring at me, I don’t know if people are staring because they recognize me or because they think I’m a weirdo.”

Why he is a BAMF: This Bad-Ass mother fucker can make crying look sexy. Did you even see Shutter Island? That man cried like a baby and is still and always will be, a Dilf (he was a father in both Shutter Island and Inception). His earlier roles were damn sexy, he played Jack Dawson in The Titanic (1997) and got some serious ass from Rose, I mean who wouldn’t wan’t to fuck this man. He played mother fucking Romeo in Romeo and Juliet in 1996 for christ sakes. In Inception (2010) he starred as Cobb, and damn he plays a tortured soul so well. He was nominated for 3 fucking Oscars, and is sure to be nominated for his role in Inception. He’s fucking sexy, even when he’s chucking up his guts in Shutter Island he’s still looking fucking fit.

5:25 pm  •  24 July 2010  •  36 notes